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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Zbyte who wrote (2239)2/14/2000 10:58:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
sticker that says, "How's my driving call1-800-***-****."

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male

8. You're counting down the days until menopause.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10.The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN
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