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To: Andreas who wrote (78176)2/14/2000 8:42:00 PM
From: Andreas  Read Replies (1) of 97611
 
Thread - alert alert!!

Just got an e-mail from Director of Human Resources over at compork. Here it is.

"Dear Andreas,

Thank you so much for your recommendations for the cfo position. We are in the process of sending notices of interviews to each of the people on your list. However, there is one person we can't locate. Do you have an address for David Duke? In the meantime, we don't have that much to do around here and thought you might give us your input regarding the following skill testing questions that we have been using to weed out unsatisfactory candidates.

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What should a blonde cfo say when she finds out she is
pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
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Why does a compork executive cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
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What does it mean when the flag at Compork is
flying at half mast?
They're hiring.
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Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools
use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses
it.
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Darn!! With questions that tough no wonder they're having a tough time.
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