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Strategies & Market Trends : Anthony @ Equity Investigations, Dear Anthony,
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To: Anthony@Pacific who wrote (51758)2/15/2000 5:41:00 PM
From: ztect  Read Replies (2) of 122087
 
ot: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO

10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor's office include,
"take a left when you enter the trailer park,"

8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus"
from Roto-Rooter.

6. Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage
is "an apple a day"

5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants
you gave to Goodwill last month.

4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges"
is not a typo.

3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in
different colors with little "m"s on them.

...AND THE #1 SIGN YOU JOINED A CHEAP HMO...

1. You asked for Viagra and you get a popsicle stick
and duct tape.
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