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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Barney who wrote (2256)2/20/2000 1:35:00 PM
From: Susie924   of 2380
 
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol
containers.
>
> WARNING:
> The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you
are
> not.
> ******************************************
> WARNING:
> The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.
> ******************************************
> WARNING:
> The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story
over
> and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
> ******************************************
> WARNING:
> The consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like
thish.
> ******************************************
> WARNING:
> The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are
really
> dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 AM.
> ******************************************
> WARNING:
> The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened
to
> your pants.
> ******************************************
> WARNING:
> The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and
see
> something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't
remember).
> ******************************************
> WARNING:
> The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
rug burns
on
> the forehead and knees.
> ******************************************
> WARNING:
> The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher,
> handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named
Chuck.
> ******************************************
> WARNING:
> The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
> *****************************************
> WARNING:
> The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing with
you.
> ******************************************
> WARNING:
> The consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuum,
> whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to
disappear.
> ******************************************
> WARNING:
> The consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
>
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