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To: E'Lane who wrote (291)2/21/2000 10:40:00 AM
From: CWolf  Read Replies (1) of 2590
 
and...something for Monday :)

Mind you now, this has religion in it...

Subject: Pub owners dog

In a small country pub, all the patrons became quite used to
the pub owners' little dog being around the bar, so were
quite upset when one day the little dog died.

Everyone met to decide how they could remember the little
dog. The decision was to cut off his tail and stick it up
behind the bar to remind everyone of the little dog's wagging tail.

The little dog went up to heaven and was about to run
through the pearly gates when he was stopped by Saint Peter,
who questioned the little dog as to where he was going.

The little dog said "I have been a good dog - so I am going
into heaven where I belong!". Saint Peter replied "Heaven is
a place of perfection, you cannot come into heaven without a
tail, where is your tail?"

The little dog explained then what had happened back on
earth. St Peter told the little dog to go back down to earth
and retrieve his tail. The little dog protested that it was
now the middle of the night on earth, but St Peter would not
change his mind.

So the little dog went back down to earth and scratched on
the door of the pub until the bartender who lived upstairs
came down and opened the door.

"My goodness, it is the spirit of the little dog. What can I
do for you?" said the bartender. The little dog explained
that he wasn't allowed into heaven without his tail, and he
needed it back.

Are you ready?!!!!








You KNOW it's gonna be corny.......








Here goes........







The bartender replied "I would really like to
help you, but my liquor license doesn't allow me to retail
spirits after hours!"

Does anyone care to guess at the moral of this little story? <gg>
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