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Technology Stocks : COMS & the Ghost of USRX w/ other STUFF
COMS 0.001300.0%Nov 7 11:47 AM EST

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To: Scrapps who wrote (20064)2/21/2000 3:17:00 PM
From: David Lawrence  Read Replies (3) of 22053
 
Apparently SI deleted the unedited version that I posted, so here it is again. I guess they didn't realize that "other stuff" is permitted here. In case you are wondering, substitute a "u" for the "*" in #1. Sheesh!

Oh, and only the Lord know how many times I wish I could've said my favorite, number six! :-D

Phrases you wish you could say at work...

1. Ahhh...I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us again...

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

19. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

20. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

21. No, my powers can only be used for good.

22. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

23. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
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