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To: Susie924 who wrote (2267)	2/22/2000 10:40:00 AM
From: Barney	of 2380

Subject: You know you're a redneck if -- If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side... If the biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart... If your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV... If you thought the Unibomber was a wrestler... If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table... If you think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart... If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home... If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvement... If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher... If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty... If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph... If somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is... If you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate...

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