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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (2281)2/24/2000 10:02:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
Subject: Little Johnny

A young preacher arrived in a small town to give a sermon. He needed to mail a letter, so when he saw Little Johnny he asked the young boy where the post office was.

When Johnny told him, the Preacher thanked him and said, "If you'll come to the Baptist church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to Heaven."

"I don't think I'll be there," Little Johnny said. "You don't even know your way to the post office."

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A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.

"All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his billfold with all his money, what would I be?"

Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out, "You'd be his wife!"
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