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Two men were sitting next to each other at a crowded bar. After a while, one guy looks at
the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you that you're from Ireland."
The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"
The first guy says, "So am I! And whereabout from Ireland might you be?"
The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
The first guy responds, "Sure and begorrah, and so am I! And what street did you live on in
Dublin?"
The other guy says, " A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary 'street in the old central
part of town."
The first guy says, "Faith, and it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you
have been going?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me what year did you
graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well now I graduated in 1964."
The first guy exclaims, "The good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe
our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from
St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."
The first guy says, "We certainly have a lot in common, and I would say you are you in the
stock market right?"
The second guy responds emphatically, "Why yes, and I'm a bear too."
"This is amazing" replied the first guy. "Are you having your ass handed to you to?"
About this time, another guy walks up to the bar, sits down and orders a beer. The
bartender walks over to him shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night
tonight, the Murphy twins (Luc & Heinz) are drunk again." |
