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Subject: An Amish Story>
>
> An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.
> They were amazed by
> almost everything they saw, but especially by the
> two shiny, silver walls
> that could move apart and then slide back
> together again.
>
> The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
>
> The father (never having seen an elevator)
> responded, "Son, I have never
> seen anything like this in my life, I don't know
> what it is."
>
> While the boy and his father were watching with
> amazement, a fat old lady
> in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and
> pressed a button. The
> walls opened and the lady rolled between them
> into a small room. The walls
> closed and the boy and his father watched the
> small circular numbers above the
> walls light up sequentially. They continued to
> watch until it reached the
> highest number and then the numbers began to
> light up in the reverse
> order.
> Finally, the walls opened up again and a
> gorgeous, 24-year-old blonde
> woman stepped out.
>
> The father, not taking his eyes off the young
> woman, said quietly to his
> son, "Go get your mother."
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