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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (13617)	3/2/2000 5:52:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (1) of 62549

Hello, foxwoman! Here's one for you: The Penis has requested a raise. Request by the penis...The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: - has to work hard; - has to work at great depths; - has to work upside down; - has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work; - has to work in a high humidity environment; - has to work at high temperatures; - does not get weekends and holidays off; - does not get time off after extra hours of work; - has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness. Request denied -------- for the following reasons: - does not work 8 hours in a row; - does not answer immediately to all requests; - after a short activity period, falls asleep at work; - shows no fidelity to the workplace; - retires too early; - does not work at all unless pushed from behind; - does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work; - sometimes leaves work too early.

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