"On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body."
If an Italian does that he can get self esteem.
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More what to say to phone solicitors
> who call to sell you credit
> cards, vacation packages, etc.:
>
> The police photographer is still
> here, and the county
> medical examiner hasn't released
> the body to the coroner
> yet. Can you call back
> a little later?
>
> I'll order carloads of whatever
> you got just to restore my
> credit rating. Those turkeys
> down at the bank go bananas
> over one little bounced check or two.
>
> Well, you'll have to send the
> stuff to my new address. As
> of next Wednesday, it'll be care
> of the warden, maximum security
> wing, Attica Correction Facility, Attica, N.Y.
>
> What's that you say? Speak
> up, please, will you? The
> battery has run down on my
> hearing aid. Louder, please,
> louder. Is that the best you
> can do? I'm afraid we're just
> not communicating.
>
> I'm gonna have to put you on
> hold. The baby is due any
> minute now. Quick someone,
> get some hot water. Lots of it.
> Sorry, gotta hurry now,
> don't go away.
>
> Oh, it's you again. I was hoping
> you'd call back. The
> better business people
> said I need more positive
> identification to file my
> complaint. Now first let me have
> your name and telephone number...
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