jilly beano (wrote)
I love candlesticks. They're very visual, intuitive.
<after reading that, polvie, coonzie, che, jw and voltster get excruciatingly wild, erotic, intuitive visions.>
<polvie runs off weeping, to take yet another cold shower.>
<coona$$ crawls under the porch, pulls on his cheeks and starts screechin' out the mating call of the cougar. PEW YI YI! PEW YI YI!>
<che, checking his wallet for money and supplies, yells, Track Her Down! Track Her Down! >
<jw starts up the beemer, wraps it up to 8000 rpm and immediately blows two more tires and a head gasket.>
<voltage grabs the phone and calls the candlestick maker, "remember last year when you asked me to give you a little advice about what to do with your $50,000 in mutual funds and i told you about qcom and options? remember you said if i ever needed anything, just holler? well... I NEED ABOUT 500 FRIGGIN' CANDLES!!"> |
