ed ... here it is
"My stockbroker told me to invest in a fruit company. Since I like to eat apple, I did. That stock keeps going up
and up. You remember that I like to run fast. I wear Puma shoes, which I like so much, so when my broker told me
to buy puma, I said go ahead. That stock keeps going up and up. I don't know why my broker says that it is going to
split. I keep checking my shoes, I don't see any sign that it is going to split. My broker is a strange person. My Mama always told me that to be healthy, I should eat food with a lot of fiber. I want to stay healty and
eat a lot of fiber. So I called my broker to buy stocks in fiber. And that stock keeps going up and up. And I keep eating more and more fiber. Then one day when playing pingpong, I hit the ball so hard that it did break net after net. So I told my broker that I like companies that are in the net. He said OK and he bought the internet. I don't know why internet, I just want a net. But I cannot complain: those net companies keep going up and up. The last one was when one day the telephone rang, I tripped on the telephone cable. I told my broker that I didn't like those cable on the telephone. So he bought me stocks in company that makes telephones without wire. He says he gets a quality communication. That stock keeps going up and up. With all that money, I can afford to buy a box of chocolates. I like that because it is just like life: you don't know what you are going to get... " Forrest Gump
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yesterday i saw that Nextel Telephone. I like it. So I bought the stock. I typed in NEXL, and since it is cheap, I bought a bunch of them. And that stock keeps going up and up. I heard that you can get cancer if you use too much of your cell phone. Is that why NEXL is in the cancer business?
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