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To: pezz who wrote (5706)	3/8/2000 5:04:00 PM
From: Gordon A. Langston	Read Replies (1) of 6418

Hmmm...the "pezz" fool-proof trigger lock has some intriguing possibilities. We could require young girls to wear "chastity" belts with these locks installed. Boys, too! It couldn't hurt and it would cut down on those "awful bags of cells" that annoy society, (well not pezz-people). pezz, himself, I hear, has volunteered to be a local chastity belt inspector at his local grade school. Put a "pezz lock" on your kitchen drawers (knives) and indeed, another safe use would be on the children's rooms and windows and they won't worry you by sneaking out at night (oops!, fires!...well, no worry, we have our "pezz fire alarm to warn us in time). One of my favorite uses would be the extra large "Texas Boot" anti-theft device by "pezz" to keep you car safe. Cast iron, at about 80# it's not for your average "little old lady" but it will fit in your trunk. Hey, this is kinda fun. If I knew pezz just wanted to have fun, we coulda started off absurd and found our way to ludicrous in no time. Have a safe day, and I really mean it.

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