Dealer, that was a wonderful post. However, I am completely offended!!!
Do you see a red rubber nose on my face? Are my feet 24 inches long? Am I sitting at a desk wearing loud clothes and constantly tooting an annoying horn?
When was the last time you saw me trying to cram into a Volkswagon with 30 other people like Coonaz and Polvi?
Right now you have got me hotter than a hobo's can of beanos over an open fire!
Must I remind you of the countless hours of studying the market, doing TA, searching for the next great stock, and after doing all of this, all you can say is that I make you giggle?!?!!!
Giggle?!?!!!
<Clappy huffs and puffs as we walks up and down the porch with a most serious face on. Polvo walks over to comfort him, understanding how his feelings are hurt.>
<Polvo notices the bright colored flower in Clappy's lapel... As he goes to sniff the flower, Clappy squeezes the the hidden rubber bulb that squirts water all over Polvie's nose and face...>
<Polvie retaliates by hitting him with a sock of powder...>
Hee Haw!!!
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<Clappy puts on his serious voice...>
I enjoy each and every post that comes from this board.
Perhaps I don't agree with some of them or some I may find offensive.
One thing I find is that usually the true personality of a person shines through by how and what he/she writes.
I feel I have a good sense of what most of you are like.
You are like characters in a book. Because I've never met any of you I am able to put my own faces on you and guess what each of you are like.
I see all of you as fun and loving people with different ways of expressing yourself.
These are my thoughts and you are free to feel different:
Angry people need to be shown love.
Loving people need to share love.
Angry people are here to give loving people challenges.
Loving people are here to give angry people challenges.
We are all here on Earth for just a short time.
Enjoy everyone. Try not to judge one another. Try not to piss off one another.
If you do get the other person angry, apologize, be friends, and learn from each other.
Otherwise your time here will seem shorter than it already is...
I love you all.
-Clappy
P.S. Did you hear this one: A Priest, a Rabbi, a Preacher, a Pollock, a Mick, a Whop, a Spic, a Chink, a Black, a Red Neck, a Yankee, a Lesbian, a Gay guy, a Blonde, a Brunette, a Red head, a giant, a midget, a dog, a cat, a mouse, a worm, a fish, a pot, a kettle, etc. all walked into a virtual meeting place...
(I'm still working on a punchline that ties in the word "Beano"...)
Check back later... |
