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CORPORATE LESSONS
>
>Lesson Number One
>
>A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit noticed
>the crow, and asked, "Can I sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
>
>The crow answered, "Sure, why not."
>
>So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
>
>All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
>
>Moral Of The Story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
>very, very high up.
>
>
>Lesson Number Two
>
>A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the
>top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
>
>"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
>"They're packed with nutrients."
>
>The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him
>enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after
>eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally, after a
>fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
>
>Soon, though, the turkey was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the
>turkey out of the tree.
>
>Moral Of The Story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you
>there.
>
>
>Lesson Number Three
>
>When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain
>said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and
>functions."
>
>The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get
him
>to where he wants to go."
>
>The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn
>all the money."
>
>Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the
>asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up
>and refused to work.
>
>Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet
>twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered.
>Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the
>motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just
>sat and passed out the shit!
>
>Moral Of The Story: You don't need brains to be a Boss -- any asshole will
>do.
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