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Non-Tech : The Critical Investing Workshop

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To: Voltaire who wrote (7501)3/15/2000 7:01:00 AM
From: Clappy  Read Replies (2) of 35685
 
Voltaire, RE: Wall Street Journal

Congrats! Do us proud!
Hopefully they mention you. What did they say?
(I guess I better check the next few posts...)

<Clappy quickly searches though his own PMs>

<He finds nothing except a few letters from Ringling Bros. Clown School newspaper and a request by United Morons of Americca to join their ekclusive club...>

<Clappy picks up a copy of the Wall St. Journal to search for a Voltaire article.>

<Within minutes, the stooge is completely entangled in newsprint as he desperately tries to learn how to do that special folding trick with the WSJ.>

Those business men on the train make it seem so simple...

<Clappy knocks over his glass of orange as he wrestles the newspaper to the ground.>

<Like a WWF wrestler, the simpleton jumps up and declares victory as he pins the paper to the mat in a mere 72 seconds.>

No newspaper can match the finesse of "Clappy The Atomic Barbarian"!!

<He stares down a nervous looking copy of The Washington Post and tells it, "Fear me! Respect me! I am your Master!!!>

<Clappy goes out to the mailbox in his bathrobe and slippers and is suddenly leveled as the paperboy flings a split-fingered fastball copy of The USA Today...>

-BostonsGlobe
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