Yogi, Sue always looks good... unfortunately, we don't get the side shots of Sue like we do of Liz Clament(sp)... Boy, I could sure do WITHOUT the side shots of Kathleen (needs a stair-master) Hayes.
Kudos to David Faber for spreading rumors about Quest / Douche Telecom, et. al., I've never seen a chart look more like a yo-yo in my life. Easy money on options, keep it up David.
Joe, quit trying to act so relaxed... get your fingers off your face and quit mumbling..... God I wish my finger was on the "Slap Joe" switch every time he twirles that stupid pen between his fingers.
Joe: "Thanks Mark, you know that tie you're wearing is ugly."
REB: [pushes the 'slap Joe' switch] "SLAP!!!"
Joe: "David, can we talk about something stupid like the flintstones or some dorky T.V. show that no-one remembers?"
David: "Joe, we need to talk about AOL and EBAY and the discussions that they are having about a merger or partnership."
Joe: "But what about Barney and Andy and Aunt Bea?"
REB: [pushes the 'Slap Joe' switch] "SLAP!!!!"
Joe: "Mark you don't know how to wear a suit from Saks 5th avenue. It would look better on me."
Mark: "Huh?"
REB: [pushes the 'Slap Joe' switch] "SLAP !!!"
Joe: "David, you know you look like Fabio? You too Mark, you look like Fabio also.... and me, I look like Fabio as well...."
REB: [pushes the 'Slap Joe' switch five times] "SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP!!!]
Joe: "hey, all this slapping feels like when I'm at home."
Mark: "Joe, do you have any stocks to discuss? Do you have any option activity to discuss? JOE, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT AN OPTION IS?"
Joe: "Sure I do Mark-o, an option is whether or not to wear a condom.... right?"
David: "I want my own desk."
Mark: "I want a different show."
Joe: "Can we talk about my golf game or my hair... I'm getting a complex here."
REB: [pushes the 'Slap Joe' switch until he blows the fuse] "SLAP..... x 1,000." |
