Yellar Dawgs gets a Prez-o-dentual pardon is whut Jed sezs (da Peoples Prez-O-dent).
Granted latelee dees R da dawg days of da Nasdack but hav U no memmorree Blue? Remmembur whens da Yellow Dawg wuz born. U opened up da sack he wuz in when he cum out so he could gets his firstus air. Dem wuz luckey numburs dat day 7/7/88. N remmembur whens da Yellow dawg wuz just a pupee eight weeks old n he wuz all cute and kind enuff to eat da handle off of or fav-Vor-right huntin knife? Ya can't put a price on a memmoreree like dat.
And den dar has been all does menee tines when he wood smell a laydee dawg miles away n he wood take off to say howdee n not come home fur a day or two n Blue wood thinks maybe a mountin lion got him or maybe he run all da way to da hiway n a car got him. N Blue would put like a hundred miles on da BlazeR lookin 4 him on back roads.
Den Blue wood spot him da next day, n see him limping but comin home, cuttin across da meadow.
N Blue wood tink "Oh the poor boy got hit by a car, he can hardly walk". Den Blue wood notis dat da dawg wuz just fine, just soar ifn U no whut I mean.
U got to love a crittar dat enjoys life so much evvin if day do piss U off sumtines.
Plus, da ol' Yellar dawg is a lesson in life. He loves to eat and play and he is almost 12 but still a pupee. He is the best frend U could evar ask 4. N his tail wags faster den a rattler's Bcause he is happy all da tine.
He is in top shape frum runnin mountins all his life wid Blue n me. Most peoples who see him tink he is seven or maybe eight till day look at dat white face n those wise, mellow eyes.
Blue wuz only kiddin bout shootin da Yellar Dawg. JDSU will do just fine. But Blue will give both da ol' Yellar Dawg the Yellow Dawg Pupee X-tree bones 2day ifn da Nasdack goes positive. Dis has been as nice sell off, now let's get heading north for spring.
Nice 2 talk wid U fine peoples on dis bwueDful day. We hav been playin in da snow (da dawgs, Blue n I), not watchin tings like da marcut 2 close, n we got CNBC on mute.
N MRS. BLUE, she is doin whut she loves right now, double black diamonds in fresh spring powder up 2 her waist.
Thank U God.
yor long tine frend, Jed |
