Hey Clappy, the X-rated Porch
IMHO---Anyone who doesn't like the "free-for-all" nature of this Porch should lurk and take a hike.
I love the banter, knowledge, and crudeness of this glorious motherf**king place. I'm one of the crudest people I have ever met. The sexual humor here is fabulous.
I make no pretense about me being a 10 in the male department. All I know is that I am a damn interesting guy who is growing old with dignity. I still have my Irish blue eyes and am a rock hard 5'11", 160. But no Cary Grant.
I'm now doing a funny evaluation of all the meat on CNBC. My evaluation next week will relate to all of those poor saps and if they don't like it they can shove it. It will, of course, have a very sick Cuban bent to it and include men and women, even though I proudly specialize in women. Always have, always will. God bless women. Mind, body, and soul.
But in the meantime, I have to say I still think Maria Bartilomo is so hot she should have come equipped with a chimney. Martha McCallum, though? Oh my God. TEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be politically correct? A preview of coming attractions. Ron Insana. Is bald virile? The acid test, baby.
In the near future, I think I might just have to start causing trouble for those with weak senses of humor.
Keep rockin', Clap. Where's Lucinda? Track her down.
John |
