ay, nary think o' me, ya lowly piece o'shite. <vbg>
now lift a pint o' guiness as we toast:
May you have warm words on a cold
evening, a full moon on a dark night, and
a smooth road all the way to your door.
May neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you.
May you live as long as you want and
never want as long as you live.
May you have the hindsight to know
where you've been,
The foresight to know where you are
going,
And the insight to know when you have
gone too far.
May the saddest day of your future be no
worse than the happiest day of your
past.
Here's to health, peace and prosperity.
May the flower of love never be nipped by
the frost of disappointment, nor shadow
of grief fall among your family and friends.
There are good ships,
and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be.
May you have all the happiness
and luck that life can hold?
And at the end of all your rainbows
may you find a pot of gold
May your pockets be heavy?
Your heart be light,
And may good luck pursue you
Each morning and night.
Here?s to you and yours,
And to mine and ours,
And if mine and ours ever come
Across you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours,
As mine and ours have done
For you and yours!
May your mornings bring joy
and your evenings bring peace...
May your troubles grow less
as your blessings increase!
May those that love us, love us.
And those that don?t love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if he doesn?t turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we?ll know them by their limping.
There are only two things to worry about
Either you are well or you are sick
If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick,
there are only two things to worry about.
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well,
there is nothing to worry about.
If you die,
there are only two things to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell,
you'll be so busy shaking hands with friends
you won't have time to worry!
Happy St. Paddy's Day! she <kiss me i'm irish> |
