A Rushed Marriage
> >
> > A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to
> > marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about
> > each other."
> >
> > He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go
> > along."
> >
> > So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon
> > to a very nice resort. One morning they were laying by the pool,
> > when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board
> > and did a two and a half tuck gainer, this was followed by a
> > three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out
> > and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations,
> > he came back and lay down on the towel.
> >
> > She said," That was incredible!"
> >
> > He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I
> > told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
> >
> > So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After
> > about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel
> > hardly out of breath.
> >
> > He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance
> > swimmer?"
> >
> > "No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides
> > of the canal.
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