200, kinda reminds of a joke I know:
Man racing on freeway with new ( )Viper, Lamborghini, Ferrari,just fill in the blank), sees cop chasing him and speeds up thinking he'll lose him. Cop, however, manages to stay on his tail and finally the guy pulls his car over to the side.
Cop says, 'Look, buddy, I can't think of any reason not to
give you a ticket, but if you can think up a good reason,
something I've never heard before, I'll let you go.' Speeder
thinks a minute, then, says 'Last week my wife ran off with
a cop, and I thought you were trying to bring her back.'
No ticket.
DISCLAIMER: If any of my species (ladies, to the uninformed),read this -please understand, because if our husbands would run off with a cop, it would probably be because we REALLY wanted them out of the house and called
the cops ourselves.
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