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To: Beltropolis Boy who wrote (432)	3/20/2000 11:27:00 PM
From: NotNeiderhoffer	Read Replies (5) of 717

NotNeiderhoffer Announces 100 Million Beenz Donation To Eradicate Accounting Illiteracy NEW YORK-(Reuters) Declaring that "Aggressive accounting is the scourge of the New Economy" the mercurial money manager emerged from his bear cave after what must have seemed like endless weeks of underperforming the Russell 2000 because of what was until recently a relentless ramp in MSTR's stock. "During the christmas shopping season I accumulated a large stash of Beenz. Hoping to put them to better use than the thousands of pennies that sit on my sock drawer, I have decided to donate the Beenz to a worthy cause" declared the man who had previously not been known for philanthropic activities. "Thus, in conjuction with the Becker CPA Review, I have decided to open a nationwide network of campuses dedicated to teaching accounting principles to the masses" going on to say that "I would like to extend this offer to Jeff Wrona and all the employees of Pilgrim Baxter, who should not hang their heads low because their YTD numbers are still better than mine." "While I do not know exactly how many campuses we can open for 100 million Beenz, I think it will buy more brick and mortar than 100 million Yen or 100 million Lira ever could. And while I do not pretend to think that this donation will reverse the carnage caused by today's decline, it should be considered an olive branch that will begin to soften the animosity we have recently witnessed between value and growth investors, and might help bridge the widening gulf that has developed between main street and wall street" he concluded. Co-sponsors beenz.com beckercpa.com

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