Ok, Ok...I gotta theory!
The climate for tech, biotech and other highflyers has gotten rough recently. Suddenly companies are going down when it's discovered that revenues are not what they seem. Suddenly, price matters! Good grief, look at MSTR going down 140, Abgenix down 112. Woo hoo! Lotta disappointeds out there. So-o-o, maybe it's time for something real, time for revenues, time for ol' reliable, steady-on, unwavering, time for growth, branding, expansion, hey, maybe it's time for ETrade! Maybe, just maybe, in this climate of sudden closer-lookingness, sudden mass-mindfulness, sudden care with coin, maybe the truth about ETrade being a good buy will be apprehended by the beast and our shares will rise at last to take their righful place among the gorillas and the stars!!!!! |
