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Pastimes : Let's Argue
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To: robnhood who wrote (136)3/22/2000 9:36:00 PM
From: c.horn  Read Replies (1) of 415
 
Well? What's the answer to that?

Let me think of an easier one for you..

OK, here, try this.

You're in an airplane, and you are flying over the jungle. The pilot says that there is trouble and everyone should prepare for a crash landing.

But suddenly, aliens appear in an alien spacecraft and grab the airplane in a tractor beam and take it out into space.

But not too far, so you can still breathe.

Then this kid that is sitting next to you who got on the plane by himself because his parents are divorced and one lives in New York and one lives in L.A. starts to freak out because his box of Junior Mints is weightless and all the Junior Mints are floating around and you think he might puke.

Then this guy in the back starts yelling that there is no hope and you might as well just strangle yourself with your Jerry Garcia tie, but you don't think that's a good idea, you think it might be better to strangle him with your Jerry Garcia tie, but then you think maybe it would be wiser to strangle the Junior Mint kid because he is about to puke on your Jerry Garcia tie.

Then the Flight Attendant gets on the intercom and starts telling jokes. (Southwest)

You grab the Super Soaker that the kid smuggled on board and figure out that it's full of vodka and the kid is actually 37 years old and can't get on an airplane unless he has vodka and Junior Mints.

You think about this for a second and realize that this whole thing is really a bit out of the ordinary.

What do you do?
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