Dear JCJ, no... I take that back. Let me start again: Listen *Buster*, insult our oysters all you want but watch what you say about Silly Putty.
Silly Putty and I just happen to share a birthday, as I learned on the radio early one morning when the list of, "Celebraty birthday's," was read. Since learning this, I have grown quite fond of Silly Putty and I will not tolerated having it's name used in unseemly contexts. Using the word, "Oyster," in the same sentence is down-right cruel.
So, watch it, buddy, or I'll have one of our Chesapeake Bay crabs latch onto your ear.
Care to brag about West Coast crabs? :o) [How does one put a halo over one's head?]
Signed,
Lynn, President of the Silly Putty anti-defamation League |
