Tomcat, here are Jill's conspiracy theories for the day (aided and abetted by a friend of hers)
1) Conspiracy theory one. Greenscum says he's gonna raise by .50 in May and Abby gets upset. She thinks to herself how can I calm Greenscum down. I know, I'll reduce my portfolio by 5 percent and shake the NAZ down just enuff that Greenie is placated.
Greenie looks at the Naz today and thinks, "Well, okay, I am an old codger, I lived through bad times, I hate all these average Americans with their 401Ks who made easy millions, but, they're squirming now aren't they, mebbe I'm not as mad as I thot, I guess I'll only raise .25 in May
2) Conspiracy theory #2.
Abby meant to raise the stock percentage to 75% but instead by mistake she dropped it. Simple case of plus and minus, a little carelessness.
3) Conspiracy theory #3
Abby and Greenie are lovers, but the competitive kind. They were pillow talking a few days ago and got into a rousing argument about who had more power to move the markets. Greenie said he could slash the Naz with a .50 rate hike, and Abby said she could do him one better, she'd just adjust her portfolio and have more impact on the NAZ than Greenie ever could
What this does for their cuddling relations I don't know as this upsets the normal balance of power btw man & woman
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