I just got this joke in my email......
I found it rather amusing...
A guy bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice
evening drive. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a
flashing red and blue light behind him. Confident he could outrun the police car,
be began to drive faster. The needle hit 90, 100, 110 and finally 120 with
the lights still behind him.
"What am I doing?" he thought, and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it
and the car. "I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I
don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse, for your driving,
that I haven't heard before, you can go."
"Last week, my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and, I was
afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice night," said the officer. |
