Here's what we have to look forward to LOL, but what these young guys are doing in a nursing home, I'm not sure, chasing nurses maybe?
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Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old "You
always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you
stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're
seventy, you can't have a bowel movement anymore. You take
laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and
nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I go like a
racehorse; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement every morning?"
asked the 70-year-old.
"No, not really. I have a bowel movement regularly every
morning at 6:30 no problem at all."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get
this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and have a
bowel movement every morning at 6:30. What's so tough about
being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00." |
