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Non-Tech : The Critical Investing Workshop
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To: Dr. David Gleitman who wrote (11285)4/6/2000 5:32:00 AM
From: Clappy  Read Replies (2) of 35685
 
Hi Doc.

I'm sorry to hear about your losses. I feel your pain.

I'm glad you still have your sense of humor.

I was wondering if you ever have the same problem that I do.
Everytime I use the cork screw on those boxes of wine, it leaks all over the place.

So far the best solution for me is to pull out the vegetable crisper drawer about half way and place a small pillow on the edge. This makes a comfortable resting spot for my head as I lie there catching the slow steady stream of wine as it leaks out like a mini waterfall from the end of the cork screw down into my waiting open mouth.

Another trick is use a dim bulb inside the fridge.
It adds that certain aire of romance as you and your soul mate lay on the kitchen floor with both heads facing upward to catch the droplets of white zinfidel.

...and keep a box of crackers nearby. The cheese whiz is easily available on the open door.

I love those romantic nights.

Good Luck to you.

-LeGuitarreDuClaptonaise

Viva Le Portfolioux!!!

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