WELCOME TO THE PORCH....STING...MY SOUTHERN MAN!!
Voltaire bring out that red throw rug we done got us a Southern soldier coming home, Yes sir! Coming home to the porch, our own porch. Now dem kinda things ya wanta have pot luck dinner for.
You gonna love what you just came upon. This here porch is about as southern as you can get and we trying to do some switching of the wealth.......we southerners gonna git some of that money back and you gonna play a part in this.
Where are you going in such a rush? Did you say hunting.......well let me fix you a sandwich or two and some lemonade and you can be on ya way.....we don't let no body go hungry round here.
"Here's your lunch......Sting. You come back here real soon and I want you to tell us about ya mama and papa and the rest of the folks back home.. You drive careful now, Ya Hear?"
"Voltaire you just missed him we don't need that rug now we needed it when he stepped upon the porch. And I guess now you gonna ask me what he was like! Yep I knew it!
He had on a shirt like your Sears flannel shirt, Duckback "TRE-BARK" coveralls, matching gloves and in one hand he was caring a Buck hunting knife.
He was wearing a Fluorescent orange safety vest.
Coonaz asked him "Hey my man! What ya got in all them pockets?" Well Sting started showing Coonaz his compass, and some Winchester 00 buckshot shotgun shells, and a TRE-BARK face mask.
Polvie couldn't keep his eyes off the Browing insulated waterproof boots(eight-inch height).
Clappy walked him out to the truck to see what he had in it and came back to tell us he has OH Gosh! It was ah...let me see...a flashlight, Tinks #69 doe in rut urine, rope, toilet tissue, Sweatt Rifleman tree stand, Igloo cooler (contains Coco-cola, maybe a few brews for celebrating, candy bars, water cooler, L.L. Bean sleeping bag, 243 ammunition using 90-grain Speer handloads, Bushnell binoculars). He was really a good old Boy and we are just so proud to have hi join us.
When you see him go up to him and make him feel real welcome! O.K.
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