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There once was a successful rancher who died and left
everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch
and make a go of it, but she knew very little about ranching, so she
decided to place and ad in the newspaper for ranch hands. Two men
applied for the job.
One was gay and the other was a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He turned out to be a fantastic worker, worked long hard hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks the two of them worked, and the ranch was really doing well.
Then one day the rancher's wife said to the hired hand,
"You have done a really good job and we've both done nothing but work for weeks. The ranch looks great, and I'm taking off Saturday night and going into town to kick up my heels and paint the town red, and I think you should do the same."
The hired hand agreed readily, and on Saturday night each went into town.
The ranchers wife had dinner with friends, and talked and joked and danced, and had a great time, getting home about midnight. The hired hand wasn't home yet so she decided to wait up for him.
One o'clock and no hired hand yet. Two o'clock and no hired hand, and she began to worry. At two thirty, in came the hired hand.
The rancher's wife was sitting buy the fireplace and called him over
By her.
"Now, I'm your boss," she said, "and you're supposed to do what I tell you, right?"
"Well......yes," he answered.
"Then unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
He did as she asked.
"Now take off my boots."
He did.
"Now take off my socks."
He did.
"Now take off my skirt."
He did.
"Now take off my bra."
"Now take off my panties."
And again he did what she told him.
Then she looked at him and said, "Don't ever wear my
clothes to town again." |
