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Non-Tech : The Critical Investing Workshop
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To: techguerrilla who wrote (11617)4/7/2000 2:15:00 PM
From: T L Comiskey  Read Replies (4) of 35685
 
"The little dog laughed to see such a sight..........'

The Funeral
>> > >
>> > > A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a
>> > > most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A
>>long
>> > black
>> > > hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet
>>behind.
>> > > Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog
>>on
>>a
>> > > leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file.
>> > >
>> > > The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached
>>the
>> > > woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I
>>know
>> > > this is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like
>> > > this. Whose funeral is it?"
>> > >
>> > > The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my husband."
>> > >
>> > > "What happened to him?"
>> > >
>> > > "My dog attacked and killed him."
>> > >
>> > > "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
>> > >
>> > > The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
>>husband
>> > > when the dog turned on her".
>> > >
>> > > A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two
>>women.
>> > >
>> > > "Can I borrow the dog?"
>> > >
>> > > "Get in line."
>> > >
>> >
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