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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (14031)4/8/2000 6:18:00 AM
From: Edwarda  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
Rules for Frequent Flying:

1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are
running late and need the delay to make the flight.

2. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart
from the farthest gate within the terminal.

3. If you arrive very early for a flight,
it inevitably will be delayed.

4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any
terminal in the world.

5. If you must work on your flight, you will
experience turbulence as soon as you touch
pen to paper. Or start to drink your coffee.

6. If you are assigned a middle seat, you can
determine who has the seats on the aisle and
the window while you are still in the boarding
area. Just find the two largest passengers.

7. Only passengers seated in window seats
ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.

8. The crying baby on board your flight is
always seated next to you.

9. The less carry-on luggage space available
on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers
will bring aboard.
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