THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator,
tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't
you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but
push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask
if they know what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your
friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi
Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help
pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
elevator.
8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever
someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like
to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets
on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review
emergency procedures and exits with the
passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them
occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, It's
okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while
peering inside, ask, Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing
the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then
announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back
away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the
other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a
button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and
then announce, "I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the other passengers, "This is my
personal space!" |
