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To: Barney who wrote (14059)	4/11/2000 11:46:00 AM
From: Rich Dee	Read Replies (1) of 62549

The Extraordinary Wisdom of Confucius Secretary not permanent until screwed on desk. Man who let woman on top is fcking up. Man who stand on toilet get high on pot. Woman who spend much time on bedspring may get offspring. Sex on beach is like American beer - fcking near water. Man like baby - want to suck tit all day. Naked man fears no pick pocket. Man who masturbate only screwing himself. Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet. He who outruns the cheetah is fcking fast on his feet. Even the greatest of whales is helpless in the desert. The hand that turneth the knob opens the door. Schoolboy OK to masturbate as long as it's not against Principal. Schoolboy who mess around with school girl during wrong period get caught red-handed. He who eats too many jelly beans, farts in living colour!! Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk. Hockey player on ice have big stick. Man trapped in sewer eat shit and die. Man who fck ugly dog get howled at. Girls should not marry basketball players because they always dribble before they shoot. It take square ass to shit brick. Woman who dance while wearing a jock strap have make believe ballroom. He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. A girls best asset is her lie ability. Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands. He who chases cars will soon get exhausted. Wash your face in morning neck at night. Man who kiss girl's behind get crack in face. Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag. Woman who fly air plane up-side down, have big crack up! Man who take woman on camping trip have one intent. He who refuses to listen is lying. When lady says no, she mean maybe. When lady say maybe, she mean yes. When lady say yes, she no lady Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn. He who sniffs coke drowns. Man who screws near graveyard is fcking near dead. Man who piss into wind get wet. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end. Man who eat pussy do lip service. Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist. Woman who bake beans and pees in same pot very unsanitary. Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons Never eat yellow snow. Boy who plays with himself pulls boner. Woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills. Girl who marry detective must kiss dick. Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left Virginity is like a balloon, one prick all gone. Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. Confucius say too fcking much!!! Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man who fart in Church sit in own pew. Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money. Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more! Man who put head on Rail Road track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache. Rape impossible. Woman run faster with skirt up than man run with pants down. Woman who wear G-string, high on crack! Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night. Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy. He who lives in glass house dresses in basement. Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly. Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who date flat-chested girl have good reason to feel low-down. Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off. Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep shit. Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat. Man who pulls on woman's bra-strap may get bust in mouth. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock When in doubt, whip it out. Man who lay maiden in pantry get ass in jam. Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.

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