The handwriting is on the
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead
of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn,
he sees, "The President Must Go!" written in urine across the
snow. Well, old Bill is pretty ticked off.
He storms into his security staff's HQ, and yells, "Somebody
wrote a threat in the snow on the front lawn! And they wrote
it in urine! The person had to be standing right on the porch
when he did it! Where were you guys?!"
The security guys stood silently and stared ashamedly at the
floor. Bill hollers, "Well dammit, don't just sit there! Get
out and FIND OUT WHO DID IT!! I want an answer, and I want it
TONIGHT!" The entire staff immediately jumps up and races for
the exits.
Later that evening, his chief security officer approached him
and says, "Well Mr. President, we have some bad news, and we
have some really bad news. Which do you want first?"
Clinton says, "Oh hell, give me the bad news first." The officer
says, "Well, we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The
results just came back, and it was Al Gore's urine."
Clinton says, "Oh my God, I feel so....so....so....betrayed! My
own Vice President! Damn....Well, what's the really bad news?"
The officer replies, "Well sir, it was in Hillary's handwriting." |
