|
1st off before i accept this award for burger flipper of the yr, i have to thank some individuals who without their help , this award would not have been possible...scott mnnealy, who with his keen insight and amazing whining , was able to start the persecution of microsoft. General Janet Reno, who's bulldog face er attitude continued to chew on mr.gates throat. judge jackson , the donut eating, technology guru. alan greenspan, who by his determination ,helped eliminate the wealth effect. You see, without the help of these incredible people , i would have retired by the age of sixty ,but due to their incredible vision , i have had to continue to master the art of the beef flip.Other than a sore wrist once in a while, i feel i have another good 10-15 yrs left in me..other thank yous go out to orrin hatch, al gore, bill clinton, and many attorney generals...you know who you are...I'll leave you with "COME TO BIG BOBBY'S BURGERS and try the triple bacon cheese burger!..GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES AND SOCIALISM!!!!...(standing ovation, whoopi goldberg, barbara streisand, alec balwin, susan sarandon, monica lewisky(hehe),donna shalaha, hillary clinton,charles rangel, ted kennedy, toomany other "stars too name".. |
