Dipy: Are you aware of how much of my hard earned money is going to ill-conceived soft headed liberal programs that makes Conyers and company get positively dew eyed? Although I guess there is some Republican Representative from Pennsylvania who is really the King of Pork. Apparently, he makes Robert Byrd look like a cheap piker.
And it wasn't I who referred to a waitress as a broad, it was you--at least my fantasized version of you.
But you are right. If I had any class, I would fly/bike/drive/hitchhike out to Oregon and buy you dinner. It would be worth it just to insult your doomsday, Chicken Little, grumpy old man, tender, hypersensitive, liberal, psyche. I'd have to hold my nose, but I could probably survive listening to your tales of "market history", which is really subtrefuge for a nostalgic longing of an America that was a kinder and gentler nation. No way Dipy. I lived through the late 60s and early 70s. These (meaning right here and right now) are the good old days for far more people than ever before. And we have no one to more thank for this than the great man from Dixon, Illinois.
So how about it sweetheart, can I take you out to dinner since I won the bet? And I will tip the young server lady the equivalent of one share each of PEP, MO, MCD, DBD, WRE, and PLL. Alright I admit that that's almost a near stiff, given the rapacious performance of your model portfolio. I mean Dipy, the contest was to pick stocks that went UP, not down.
I would of course reserve the right to file a full report to the thread..."the Sturgeon Medallions dipped in a beer mustard sauce were tender, moist and flaky, the giant size Prawns devine with a hint of Alabaster Polish Horseradish Sauce pungent enough to clear the air of Dipy's 5th rate liberal political philosophy, all while Dipy was belching from having imbibed a bit too much of the Beaulieu Cabernet--as poor a choice for fish as his stock market selections." I mean would this be cool or what. Hey what the heck, I could invite Shane and K or a couple of my "friends" from Yahoo and really make it a foursome. You could provide a blow by blow account.
Just send me a PM with an invite, and I will use it as an excuse to visit my lame ass liberal sister in Seattle. She's getting as goofy as my mother, and that my friend is the sort of accomplishment that takes years of practice.
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