coonaz,
got this in louisiana a coupla weeks ago...enjoy.
uw
Report from the 2000 World Women's Liberation Conference:
The first speaker, a lady from England stood up and said, "During last
years' conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands.
Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband, Barrington,
that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it
himself!
After the first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing.
But on the third day, I saw that he has cooked a wonderful roast lamb."
The crowd applauded.
The second speaker, a lady from Russia, stood up and said, "After last
year's conference I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no
longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the
first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing. But on
the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but my
washing as well." The crowd again applauded.
The third speaker, a Cajun lady from Tibedoux, Louisiana, stood up and
said, "Afta last years' conference, I went rat home and tole dat lazy
Coonass husband'a mine, Boudroux, dat I wadn't gonna do no mo'a his
cookin', cleanin' or shoppin' and dat he wuz gonna have to do it all fer
hissef." Before she could finish the crowd applauded.
When it became quiet, she continued, "And I tole'em I wadn't gonna be
doin' no mo cleanin'em nasty crawfeesh, giggin' no mo boolfrogs and
water dawgs, skinnin' none'a dem musrats or check'n no mo catfeesh
trotlines. The crowd became excited and cheered and applauded.
When it again became calm, she continued, "Afta the fust day, I didn't
see nuttin'. Afta the second day, I didn't see nuttin too. But afta the
thud day, I could see a little bit betta outta my left eye." |
