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Strategies & Market Trends : Stock Watcher's Thread / Pix of the Week (POW)
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To: Stock Watcher who wrote (31840)4/16/2000 1:14:00 PM
From: Investor Clouseau  Read Replies (1) of 52051
 
sw, LOL!, added another to the list of solutions for the NAZ;

Some humorous solutions to the current market malaise, which are guaranteed to turn the markets around were they to ACTUALLY happen;

1. Abby Cohen says she's taking cash advances from her personal credit cards in order to buy stocks.

2. Mark Mobius shuns the jet-setting globe-trotting life style and says "screw emerging markets, the NAZ is the place to be!" (also vows to grow his hair until the NAZ hits 5000 again)

3. The Martians (from Vector Nebula) invert all the COMPX charts worldwide, thus fooling the "chartists" into thinking that we're "powering out of the hole"

4. Alan Greenspan say's he is going drop rates to 0% in order to jump start the markets.

5. Louis Rukeyser starts wearing polyester Hawaiian print shirts and big gold medallions. Also, he does his show entirely in Ebonics until the NAZ reaches 4500. (closes his show with "word bro!")

:)
IC (see you tues or weds)
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