Yesssssssssssss-- I go barefoot most of the time. Which is weird given that I own a lot of shoes--like 60 pair-- but it's nothing to do with wearing them-- it's an astrological imperative, me being a Pisces. I was thinking, as I wrote that last post, that I bet the women of DAR were not big shoppers and were probably appalled that I wasted two afternoons doing this odd thing. Except for X, but her shopping is a whole different motivational psychology. Hers is about DEALS. I know women who think it is A TREAT to go shopping!!!!!!!! Yes, croc! I kid you not. Really, they think it is FUN! They like it! They travel in packs and do lunch. My mother-in-law- an otherwise sane and worthy person- frequently spends a day shopping with other retired women. I can't think of a more unpleasant thing to do. Which is why I'm having a second glass of wine and besides now it's five o'clock traffic... I am trying to talk Ammo into going with me. Sure Right. I'll buy you any clothes you want. I don't need clothes. He bought the corsage for his prom date today. I said, what did you order? A white flower. What kind? A white one. Well, a rose? Maybe. I dunno. Is that it, one white flower? No, it has a ribbon. What color. Pinkish. I guess. I told them she had a pink dress. Well, I'm sure it will be- lovely. It was only 20.00. He's happy. |