ODE TO BILLY BOY..
Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies..
Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Bill
Poor programmer all he could do was steal
It happened one day while he was copying someone's code,
In through the door busted Janet Reno!
Attorney General that is, Federal Government, US Justice
Well the first thing you know is that 'ole Bill's on trial
He claimed he was innocent but he was in denial,
Reno says fair is the way it ought to be
and he gets convicted of being a Monopoly!
Microsoft that is, Anti-Competitive, Harmed Consumers
'Ole Bill thought he could fight it, but his stock got tanked,
It wouldn't have helped if he owned all the banks.
Gave money to politicians, thought he could win it on Appeal.
But 'ole Billy was guilty through his own will.
Gates that is, Billy Boy, Guilty as hell!
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Bill and all his friends.
Soon all their money will be gone with the wind,
Sorry you all invested in a Bad Company...
but Bill was anti-competitive and he was a Monopoly!
Sit a spell, Take your shoes off, but don't buy back now, not in MSFT..ye hear!
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