The Multi-Talented Job Seeker
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Job Seeker: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."
HR Manager: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."
Seeker: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."
HR Manager: "Umm... More than we can use already."
Seeker, getting desperate: "I'm not proud, I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor."
HR Manager: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications."
Seeker, rising and angrily yelling, "To work for you I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"
HR Manager: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening." |
