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To: Mr.Manners who wrote (8393)4/25/2000 12:02:00 AM
From: Druss  Read Replies (3) of 12754
 
An excerpt from "Passion Play"
By good fortune I was able to get a copy of Kasha's latest book being published by SeXXX Books. It is a novel with a hero named Buck W. Heat. SeXXX Books has generously allowed me to publish an except from 'Passion Play'. This is a record breaking portion of the book as I will explain. My comments will be in brackets and italics.
We are joining Buck W. Heat in a romantic interlude with Edie de Will.

"Oh Buck! You big hunk of manliness, take me." Edie moaned "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBABY!!!!!!!!!!
Buck joined her in spasms of pleasure"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBABY!!!!!!!!!!
Edie continued to thrash and moan after Buck subsided, then as she continued Buck's formidable powers of recuperation came through and he once again joined her passion"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBABY!!!!!!!!!!
[There follows from this point about six pages of moaning. This sets a record in all of literature. No other author has come close to Kasha's record here of orgasmic duration.]
Edie gradually subsided, "Buck you are the best, no one else has been able to last so long with me. I hate for it to be over."
"Over?" Buck said, "We are just beginning." He grasped Edie and pulled her pneumatic bosom to his manly chest.
"OH!" Edie gasped "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBABY!!!!!!!!!!"
[I thought at this point Kasha might seek to break his new record, however he is not given to predictability and stops after only three pages. This book constantly surprises the reader, it twists and turns in unexpected directions. It is a stunning effort that ignores traditional literary forms such as the inclusion of a plot and instead breaks new ground leaving the reader dazzled and spent. A triumph of the genre.]
Druss
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