E*Trade desperate for customers again. Did anyone else get this?
Dear E*Trade Customer,
You've been to the E*TRADE© site. You've seen the powerful investment tools and services we provide at no extra charge, like research drawn from the world's most respected resources. There's never been a better time to open an account with E*TRADE©-The #1 place to invest online. As an E*TRADE© customer, you can invest in stocks, bonds, options, and mutual funds?all from the comfort of your PC. You can access your account 24 hours a day and get these terrific advantages:
Stock trades as low as $4.95 for active investors and free checking. Free real-time quotes, news, and research. Access to apply for IPOs4 and after-hours trading. 24/7 customer service and leading-edge security. What's more, we'll give you a $75 sign-up bonus when you open an E*TRADE account with $5,000 or more by April 30, 2000. Think of it as your head start on the road to financial independence.
Open up a world of financial opportunity-join E*TRADE© today. We look forward to welcoming you as a customer.
Sincerely,
Suzi White Vice President, Service Quality E*TRADE©
P.S. Call us at 1-800-661-7883, and we'll help you fill out your application over the phone and mail it to you for your signature.
At least they raised the bar to $5k now. |