200 day MA: 10825
Humor for the Bears on this thread...and lurkers:
>The Bear
> > > >
> > > >A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and
> > > sits down. He bangs on
> > > >
> > > >the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The
> > > bartender approaches and
> > > >says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in
> > > Billings."
> > > >
> > > >The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be
> > > served a beer. The
> > > >bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We
> > > don't serve beer to
> > > >belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
> > > >
> > > >The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve
> > > me a beer, I'm going
> > > >
> > > >to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
> > > >
> > > >The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to
> > > belligerent, bully
> > > >bears in bars in Billings."
> > > >
> > > >The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as
> > > promised, eats the woman.
> > > >He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
> > > >
> > > >The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer
> > > to belligerent, bully
> > > >bears in bars in Billings that are on drugs."
> > > >
> > > >The bear says, "I'm not on drugs."
> > > >
> > > >The bartender says, "You are now, that was a
> > > barbitchyouate."
> > > >
> > >
> >
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