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To: Chris land who wrote (8422)5/1/2000 11:09:00 PM
From: BamaReb  Read Replies (1) of 12754
 
Hey Chris,

I caught my littlest youngin Billy Bubba out behind the barn this afternoon with the Sears & Roebuck catalog in one hand and momma's caster oil in the other. Now I know this may sound innocent enough, but the catalog was turned to the granny panties section and he wasn't drinking the caster oil. This is the third time this week that he's been caught back there with his britches around his knees. There's no tellin how many times he's been out there with out gettin caught. Do you think you can save him? We ain't church goin folks, so's I dont think the local preacher will be much willin to help us. Seems he got awful upset with our family last Christmas when I dressed up as a Santy Claus and made my kids pull me in a sleigh all over town while they dressed up as reindeer. We dont get much snow in Central Alabama and the sleigh rails dont glide over asphault very easily. It just never occurred to me to put wheels on the sleigh. The little darlings wouldn't have passed out from heat exhaustion after only an hour if I had really thought this through. Oh well, there's always next year. Anyway, I would really appreciate any advice you can offer for our dilemma with Billy Bubba. Perhaps you have a personal experience you would like to share similiar to what our precious little angel is going through? I know that "do gooders" like yourself that have been lucky enough to have "seen the light", often have learned from past sin and have really valuable advice for tainted souls like my boy's. I anxiously await your wise words.....
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